Oingo Boingo's third studio album, Good for Your Soul features the song, "Nothing Bad Ever Happens."

Lyrics

Nothing bad ever happens to me 
Nothing bad ever happens to me 
Why should I care? 

A man broke into my neighborhood 
He threatened the family with a loaded gun 
He tied them all up and beat 'em real good 
He took everything and he got away clean 
And I can't believe that anyone would 
Wanna do such a terrible thing 
But why should I care? 

Did ya hear about Fred, he's unemployed 
They threw him away like a useless toy 
He went down the drain after 20 long years 
No warning, no pension and nobody's tears 
And I can't believe that anyone would 
Wanna do such a terrible thing 
But why should I care? 
Why should I care? 

Every time I look around this place 
I see them scream but I hear no sound 
And the terrible things happen down the road 
To someone else that I don't even know 

CHORUS 
Nothing bad ever happens to me 
Nothing bad ever happens to me 
Nothing bad ever happens to me 
Nothing bad ever happens to me 
Why should I care? 

Have you heard about the Joneses, my, my, my 
It happened so quick and no one knows why 
Their teenage son, he seemed O.K. 
But his suicide ruined everyone's day 
And I can't believe that anyone would 
Wanna do such a terrible thing 
But why should I care? 

CHORUS 

(Nothing bad ever happens to me) 
Nothing bad ever happens to me